Μάθετε πώς θα... πεθάνετε!!!

[fleamail]

Paris : At the age of 19 you died and now you wander among the living

 

[kwstas79]

Ε λογικό είναι, μόνο ένα άμυαλο ζόμπι θα αγόραζε musicman!!!!!!!!

Αν και τελευταία παρουσιάζεις εμφανή σημεία βελτίωσης, ομολογώ...... ;D

 

[andreoulis]

At age 69 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

;D ;D ;D

 

[Lost_Highway]

At age 70 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

 

[kwstas79]

Ου να μου χαθείς πορνόγερε!!! ;D ;D ;D

 

[zappa]

Michael: At age 55 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

Καλά ε;;;;;;

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[zestair]

Zestair: At age 46 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

Οπου θάνατος και ύπνος μπερδεύονται...

 

[theopas]

Panagiotis: At age 53 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

Ελεος!! Ψήθηκα!!!

Theodore: At age 53 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

εγω ομως θα ψηθω κυριολεκτικα...τα λεμε στον παραδεισο συμπαικτη!!

 

[lambrosgg]

george: At age 30 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

Ξέρω τι φταίει. ο παππούς μου έχει ιστορικό 3 εφράγματα!

Μάλλον απο το γέλιο για τη μαλακία που δέρνει το site θα πεθάνω!

 

[cos_dr]

costantinos: At age 54 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

    Eγώ θα πεθάνω με τον ίδιο τρόπο με τον Lost Highway, απλά λίγο νωρίτερα,

Αμα πιάσει η μ..,...α τυφλα να χει το.....

 

[panagiotis]

Αμα πιάσει η μ..,...α τυφλα να χει το.....

φίλαθλοι, μη βρίζετε θα τιμωρηθεί η ομάδα μας!

 

[stavrilian]

stavros: At age 62 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Εμενα θα με φανε οι πολιτικοι μου αντιπαλοι...

'Η μηπως θα ειναι η CIA?

 

[Jasemeister]

Jasemeister: At age 46 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

8)

Αυτό είναι, επιβεβαιώθηκε ότι θα πεθάνω ζώντας το απόλυτο rock'n'roll όνειρο 

 

[deadendmind]

Παρε εδω...

Angelos Krallis: At age 26 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Να καποιος τουλαχιστον που παραδεχτηκε πως θα γινω μεγαλος ζωγραφος!

Oι καλοι πεθαινουν νεοι..

 

[deadendmind]

και το καλυτερο δε, στο deadendmind!

deadendmind: At age 46 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

Aχαχαχαχα! ;D

 

[deadendmind]

Paris : At the age of 19 you died and now you wander among the living

Moνο σε σενα θα μπορουσε να συμβει αυτο..Ακομα και εγω, εστω απο ηλεκτρονικα, θα πεθανω στο μελλον, εσυ δεν υπαρχεις! ;D

 

[neeq]

θα πεθανω νεος...για χαρη της επιστημης....

vangelis: At age 57 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Στην πραγματικότητα είμαι.........ο vs ο νεότερος

Nikos: At age 41 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

 

[harisz]

haris: At age 56 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

τουλαχιστον 8α είμαι πρωτοπόρος 

 

[stratojim]

dimitris: At age 68 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish. ;D ;D

 

[pastelius]

Dimitris: At age 65 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.